While I was 17 I gained self confidence for the first time in my life. I no longer looked in the mirror and hated myself, but thought” Hey , you’re not half bad today” which is actually a lot better thought it may not seem to be. I’ll miss you , 17 year old me. 

" Leaving you to be , forever 17 cleaning up the messes that you made. "





i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…